Monday, May 11, 2009

Questions for the universe

  • Why does the baby only feel better after barfing all over me?

  • How do one hundred pounds of children translate into two tons of laundry?

  • Can I pass off the dog-snot smear on the windows as a new "frosted" look, or will I have to clean it today?

  • Why is mac and cheese with hot dogs hot stuff, when mac and cheese with ham is kid cuisine suicide?

  • How is it that after five sweepings I STILL have dust bunnies playing tag on the family room floor?

  • Where does my patience go when I lose it completely? And why doesn't my weight accompany it?

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